takethewesttraintopanicstation:

On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

nagittokomaeda:

i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now 

quidditchcapricious:

My absolute favorite thing is finding a book I can’t put down

And reading it until really late at night

And only stopping when my eyes start to hurt and my vision gets blurry from either sleep or strain

And when I put it down I realize how tired I am and fall asleep instantly.

In the morning, I wake up, and the first thing I do is pick up the book

And I read until I’m hungry, or I need to pee.

I just love that.

that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.

marceddy:

inbox:

why are they called cookies when you bake them

shouldn’t they be called bakies?

youshouldbeafraidofme:

kittylovesboo:

im—really—weird:

katorade27:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

you are the future

Put their body in a chicken manure pile. It will rot quicker and no one will notice the smell over the stuff it’s buried in.

10knotes:

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samandriel:

prosher:

#I’ll pray for the Merlin fandom

THIS IS IT.

THIS IS THE REASON WHY THE SERIES FINALE WAS THE WAY IT WAS.

MARK GATISS SPENT TOO MUCH TIME ON SET AND POISONED THE MINDS OF THE WRITERS.

thefilmtheory:

#They look like sassy Dad’s dropping their child off at his/her first day of school #Benedict is  being all emotional and protective because he probs tied the child’s shoe laces and swiped a tissue across it’s runny nose before patting it’s back#whereas Matt is all#GO ON YA LIL’ SCALLYWAG!#KICK THEM BULLIES ASS!#before nudging Bene gently as if #for support

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.